High Hopes for the New B&N Stores

June 24, 2016

B&N are rolling out new stores w/restaurants. Props if you take your novel to the counter and they match the perfect meal to it.

i.e.

 

* John Dies at the End, David Wong - A McBratwurst, a petrol burning smell and a hot dog that you stick in your ear.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

 

 

 

* The Ritual, Adam Nevill - A battered mug of thin sugary coffee, the last cigarette and the taste of your own bloodied tears.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 * Dead Sea, Tim Curran - Hentae in a paper cup inserted directly into your brain via your left nostril.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* The Croning, Laird Barron - Now you're standing outside, you've bitten your tongue and all you can remember is a creeping dread as the shadows draw in around you.


 

 

 

 

 

* Greener Pastures, Michael Wehunt - A braised swan stuffed with ransom notes from your family that's been stowed under a house all winter Kiviak-style.


 

 

 

 

 

* The Variant Effect, G Wells Taylor - A plate of deep fried chicken skin (it looks like chicken ...), a truss and a tremendous bottle of pills.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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